1. Where am I?
2. What a neat cemetery.
3. Has anyone ever died from excess humidity?
4. I hope I don’t trip on that coconut on the side of the road.
5. Why is there a straw in that coconut on the side of the road?
6. Is that street sweeper following me?
7. Look out chicken!
8. I wonder if there is a Chick-fil-a on this island?
9. Those donuts smell good.
10. This side street smells bad.
11. I’m lost and in the ghetto.
12. I hate sidewalks. Asphalt is better.
13. I hope that scooter doesn’t hit me.
14. I cant wait to go swimming.
15. I’m swimming in sweat.
What do you think about while running?
1. I wish there were a headband that wouldn’t leave a tan line.
2. If I had night vision, I’d run in the dark.
3. These people need to cut their grass.
4. Why are there so many beer cans on the side of the road?
5. How does one get the job of cleaning up road kill?
6. Opossums aren’t smart.
7. I hope they don’t ever have to clean me up off the road.
8. Running on busy roads may not be so smart.
9. I’m craving fried chicken.
10. Whose idea was it to put KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut in the same building?
11. I’m craving chicken tacos.
12. Why is this butterfly following me?
13. I feel light on my feet.
14. I wish the clouds would block the sun every now and then. The sun is bright.
15. The future is bright.
16. I need to race.
17. I need to win (my age group).
Had any random thoughts lately?