1. I wish there were a headband that wouldn’t leave a tan line.
2. If I had night vision, I’d run in the dark.
3. These people need to cut their grass.
4. Why are there so many beer cans on the side of the road?
5. How does one get the job of cleaning up road kill?
6. Opossums aren’t smart.
7. I hope they don’t ever have to clean me up off the road.
8. Running on busy roads may not be so smart.
9. I’m craving fried chicken.
10. Whose idea was it to put KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut in the same building?
11. I’m craving chicken tacos.
12. Why is this butterfly following me?
13. I feel light on my feet.
14. I wish the clouds would block the sun every now and then. The sun is bright.
15. The future is bright.
16. I need to race.
17. I need to win (my age group).
Had any random thoughts lately?